Barking Up the Wrong Tree

If " dog is man's best friend, " then why does ourfaces may have also led to such phrases as " you
language have so many expressions that portrayain't nothin' but a hound dog. " We even refer to
dogs in a negative light ? English abounds withour feet as " dogs. "
sayings that focus on canine aggression or theI'll leave out some of the most unflattering and
sadness of "a dog's life, " at the mercy of crueloffensive comparisons of women to female dogs,
human "masters. " Many of these date from pastbut must point out that whoever decided that a
centuries when life in English-speaking nations washomely girl was " a real dog " certainly didn't have
truly more harsh than it is today, and little thoughta very high opinion of dogs' facial features. There
was given to animal suffering. It's interesting tois also the " dog-eared " book, which presents an
examine our myriad dog references in everydayapt image of something with tattered, uneven
sayings from the past, and to appreciateedges.
whatever advances human society has madeOther imagery that refers to the dog's physical
since then in its treatment of other creatures.appearance or behaviors includes " don't get your
Let's begin with metaphors of aggression whichhackles up " or telling someone to " stop your
stem, no doubt, from behaviors observed in awhimpering " or accusing someone of being a "
"pack of wild dogs " (which is itself a commonlylapdog. " The term " mutt " oddly mixes a
used expression) and from the barbaric practicesscurrilous questioning of a dog's lineage with a
of people who engaged in the so-called sport ofmore affectionate connotation of loveableness.
dog fighting. Examples that jump to mind include "Interestingly, the term for steamy hot summer
barking mad, " "his bark is worse than his bite "weather, the " dog days, " didn't originate with the
and the nickname " mad dog. " Who wouldn'tcruel treatment of dogs, but rather with the
heed the warning inherent in the phrase " onceposition of the " dog star " Sirius or Canis Major
bitten, twice shy ? " In any dog fight there's(big dog), which happens to be the brightest star
bound to be a " top dog " and an " underdog, "in the night sky during summer months in the
while " it's a dog eat dog world " brings anorthern hemisphere. Speaking of natural cycles
particularly vivid and gruesome image to mind. Weof seasons and weather, we also have " It's
even evoke images of interspecies animosity inraining cats and dogs " and the exclamation " hot
such phrases as " fighting like cats and dogs. "dog ! "
Humans have too often been instrumental inSome sayings, though, focus on a possibly more
forcing dogs to hone their aggression and fightingadmirable quality that some dogs possess, their "
instincts, training them for dogfights or to be useddoggedness. " You might " hound " someone or
as guard dogs or attack dogs. Certain people stillhave a " nose like a bloodhound, " but it could
use dobermans and pit bull terriers as dubiousultimately lead you to erroneously be " barking up
extensions of their own masculinity, paradingthe wrong tree . "
them around to impress or intimidate others.Finally, there are those expressions that focus on
It is therefore fitting to next discuss expressionscanine offspring, from the desirable " pick of the
that compare human circumstances in life to thelitter " to the disadvantaged " runt of the litter. "
sadness expressed in " it's a dog's life. " You mightThese inevitably lead me to perhaps the
be feeling " dog tired " or be " in the doghouse "sweetest of all dog-related metaphors, " puppy
for something stupid that you've done, whichlove. " Oh well, I guess it's time to wrap up this
night lead you to wear a " hangdog expression. "insightful look at dog sayings and metaphors in our
This sad sack quality that some dogs have in theirculture. " Doggone it !