Wine Lore: Folklore That's Had a Few

All of us, no matter how skeptical we claim to be,the glass entirely and, ultimately, changing how
have been impacted by Folklore at some point inmuch wine a glass would hold.
our lives. From those of us who refuse to utter
the words "Bloody Mary" in front of a bathroomRed Bearded Emperor
mirror because we believe an Urban Legend, toWe all know that red wine can stain. But, what
those of us who still peer out a snow coveredwe might not know is that its ability to stain
window on Christmas Eve in hopes of seeing eightultimately led to the offspring of white wine in
tiny reindeer, Folklore is a part of our lives. And,Burgundy. According to Burgundy legend, an
what's more, Folklore seems to have had a handEmperor by the name of Charlemagne was an
in every aspect of our culture, with its cleveravid red wine drinker for the majority of his life.
fingers grabbing onto our customs and traditionsHowever, the more red wine he drank the more
and adding a new spin.red wine would fall into his beard, leaving his
naturally white beard, well, burgundy. He felt that
Not immune to Folklore is wine. Wine, havingthe look wasn't one an Emperor should possess
existed throughout the travels of time, comesand so he began to switch to white wine,
with its own legends and its own stories. Whetherdemanding a portion of the vineyards of Corton
or not the tales are true, we will probably neverHill be replanted with white grapes. This, ultimately,
know. But, chances are, they are based on someis how Corton-Charlemagne found its way into
truth. And, chances are even greater, the storiesthe world of wine.
will become more believable with each glass of
wine consumed.German Superstitions
Germany, a nation known for fine wines, also
So, pour yourself a drink and enjoy some winepossesses fine wine superstitions, believing certain
lore. It's Folklore that's had a few.things can cause havoc on their vineyards and
wineries. In a town called Varnhalt, located near
Women Invented Winethe historical state of Baden in southwest
The male species is credited with the inventionGermany, a tradition that has been carried down
of both the wheel and fire, and we can probablyby generations of wine makers perpetuates the
attribute farting and belching to them as well.belief that the last grape harvest of the growing
Thus, it seems only fair that, in lore, womenseason must be brought home in a cart pulled by
would be credited for a great invention, thean ox. If it is brought home in any other manner,
invention of wine.the grape harvest will be filled with sour grapes,
producing undrinkable wine.
As Persian legend goes, wine was invented when
a woman, plagued by a headache, drankIn addition, the Germans also believe that when
fermented juice from a jar used for grapesomeone dies, the wine in the cellar must be
storage. After consumption, she became relaxedshaken nearly immediately. If it's not shaken, the
and at ease, eventually falling asleep and wakingwine stored will all turn sour.
up cured.
When in Rome, Don't Spill Wine
However, it is believed in Greek Mythology thatEveryone has always lived by the notion that
wine was invented by Dionysus, appropriatelythere's no use crying over spilled milk. Spilled wine,
named the God of Wine, Intoxication, and Fertilityon the other hand, is another story. The Romans
(the coupling of Intoxication and Fertility canpossessed a belief that spilling wine inadvertently
probably explain the Greek's booming population).was an omen of disaster, as ominous as crossing
As was commonly accepted, he invented wine onpaths with a black cat or having a snake fall from
Mount Nyssa and soon began to cultivate grapesthe roof into a yard. When wine fell to the ground
around the world.or on a table, bad things - a storm, a plague, a
betrayal by Brutus - were bound to be imminent.
While the Persians and Greeks disagree on who
invented wine, chances are they both breathe aIn fact, this is a belief that many people generally
sigh of relief at the fact that at least it waspossess. Perhaps it's because there is some
invented by someone.validity to it or perhaps it's because spilling wine is
wasting wine, and therefore bad luck in itself.
Abreast of Invention: The Wine Glass
Typically, we probably don't concern ourselvesHowever, spilling wine, when done on purpose, is
with the history of the wine glass, being morebelieved to bring luck. The breaking of a wine filled
focused on what's inside. But, according to legend,glass is typically thought of as a good omen when
the invention of the wine glass was a bit moreperformed at marriages. A token for a happy life,
unique than the typical run-of-the-mill appearancethis act will lead to unyielding love and affection.
at the US Patent Office.
Wine lore is undoubtedly a part of our culture.
Dating back to Greek Mythology, it is rumoredBecause wine is essential to history, it's only
that the first wine glass was molded from thenatural that legends, stories, and superstitions
breast of Helen of Troy. Because the Greekscome with it, packaged in the bottle of every
believed that there was something very sensual invintage. Because wine is so magical, having its lore
the essence of wine, they wanted the glass thatin our lives has the potential to replace other
held it molded from the breast of their culture'stypes of Folklore: who needs a Bloody Mary when
most beautiful woman.you can have a glass of wine?Jennifer Jordan is
the senior editor at With a vast knowledge of
However, in what may have been one ofwine etiquette, she writes articles on everything
history's first cat fights, Marie Antoinette,from how to hold a glass of wine to how to hold
centuries later, decided she would create a newyour hair back after too many glasses. Ultimately,
glass, molded from her own breasts. But, becauseshe writes her articles with the intention that
Marie Antoinette was better endowed than Helenreaders will remember wine is fun and each glass
of Troy, the wine glass went from the equivalentof anything fun should always be savored.
of an A-cup to a D-cup, changing the shape of